oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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