just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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