Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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