How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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