It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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