It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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