Moan for me like Helen Keller
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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