Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
This girl is more easily done than said...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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