I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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