i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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