dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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