It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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