I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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