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I did the walk of shame to another booty call

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I don't think that should turn me on, but it does

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(260): View more from Indiana

Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?

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(937): View more from Ohio

Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!

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(206): View more from Washington

He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...

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He obviously understands you completely.

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(708): View more from Illinois

If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.

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(785): View more from Kansas

coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow

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why would you restrict a girl of that

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.

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(314): View more from Missouri

That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol

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