Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
its not stalking. its research.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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