I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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