why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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