I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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