whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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