scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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