Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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