I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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