Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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