1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
