...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so explain again why im purple
no
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
the liver wants what the liver wants
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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