A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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