You work out of a Hotel?
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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