Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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