No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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