I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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