My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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