is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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