I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
this hospital has no fireball
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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