I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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