What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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