Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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