i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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