waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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