Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
there's paper in my vomit.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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