I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize