check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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