Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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