It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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