Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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