ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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