Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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