i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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