just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
bring money and cleavage
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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