He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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