so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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