Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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