He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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