Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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