I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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