You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Randomize
