So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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